A day in the life of me -- Stress and Coping

I bet you're wondering what that thing is. That is my daily stress meter. Every night when I go to bed, it resets down to what you see. That's me at my neutral, happy and whatnot like some of you see me. But we all know in life there is something that just stressed you out and makes the whole day a lot harder. Yes. I'm talking about... Her.

Now, I'll begin with just a regular day starting with me waking up.

Me: -Yaaaawwwnstretchstretch- What a GLORIOUS day for living me life! ;D
-Gets up, uses the bathroom and washes up a little- I wonder what my Baby is up to. -Sits in computer chair and clears the screen savers-

Shana: HI BABY! ;DDDDDDDD
Me: H-how'd you know I was here?
Shana: I can smell you! I always know when you're here! >;]]]]]
Me: Ooouukkaaaay... Good morning; what're you up to?
Shana: -Rants about cute and adorable things she looked up and found on today's exciting adventure in Sja Land, then gives links to everything-
Me: Must've been fun, and those are cute. I love you, Baby.
Shana: I love you too! What's your schedule today?
Me: Well, I have class in a few hours, but other than that, nothing much else.
Shana: Mm'kay.

[About 30 minutes of silence]

Shana: BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY!
Me: WHATWHATWHATWHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Shana: Nothing; I love you. :33

Stress Bar +1




Me: Did you have to scream it? I thought something was wrong; but I love you too, Baby.
Shana: Whatever, Look at what I found! -Links a picture of something pink/hellokitty related/bug-eyed/cute/shoe-boot related/a youtube video of someone just and strage as her-
Me: Do you ever hear anything I say?
Shana: Did you click it yet!? ;DDDDD
Me: -____-;;; Thought so.


Stress Bar +1



Me: I'll click it now, Baby.
Me: -Afterward- Yes, that's nice! ;D
Shana: I know, right! It's AWESOME! ;DDDDDDD But you're stupid.
Me: You're stupid. D;
Shana: Shut up, stupid.
Me: No you, stupid.
Shana: Shut up or you don't get any sex.
Me: Wha-huh-wh-what!? DDDDDD;

Stress Bar +4




Shana: -Giggle- Thought so. I love you, Cute-little-marshmellow-dino-baby!! ;DDDD

Stress Bar +1



But alas, she is absolutely amazing and adorable and it's impossible not to love her. -___-
THAT'S what I hate. That I can't just NOT love her. Although it's not bad, throughout all my stress I'm laughing because it's really funny how she does all of this. Someday I'll have to write an extended version so you can understand the full length to which she drives me insane with her love. But I really do love her. She's incredible.

Time comes when I have to leave for class, and she always keeps me here until I'm a minute or two late for class; but I manage. Upon return I get drowned in more things she has to show me, all of which are similar to what was stated above. OR, she's angry about something or some some website that isn't doing things her way. (OMG she is the most adorable angry person ever. She does this 'No-face' that is TO DIE FOR. And she also makes the pouty-face, that; when you see it; makes you go, "AAAAWWWWWWWEEEEEE!" -___-;; Not always a good thing, because once you start with the "AA-" she does this little smirk that means; "GOTACHA!" and you've completely fallen for her trap.)

Then of course if the highlight of my days. And it starts with a simple comment, usually out of nowhere.

Shana: Water is gross. I don't understand how you could drink it.

[Now; before I go on... I want all of you guys who are reading this, to stay tuned next time for the blog on why we don't argue with women, and issues with women in general. But basically, don't ever get into a heated arguement with a woman unless you know how to win. Which will be revealed in my next blog.]

Me: Water is great, shut up, you suck.
Shana: Fine, I'll shut up.
Me: ... Whatever.

[10 mionutes pass]

Me: ... -Thinking- She'll give in.
Shana: -Smirks the very way Timmy HATES WITH A MAD PASSION BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE'S WON-
Me: FINE, BABY! Don't shut up, whateverm just talk to me.
Shana: >:33 -Crazygiggle- I love you, Baby.
Me: -____________-;;;;;;; I love you too. But you still suck.
Shana: Isn't that what you want me to do? ^___^
Me: ... soeifgjhwelfj I HATE YOU!
Shana: No you don't, you love me. ;DD
Me: UGH GO AWAY
Shana: You wouldn't want that.
Me: OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU!
Shana: We already went over this, you don't hate me, you love me.
Me: UGH -Sits in silence for a lack of things to say-

Stress Bar +2




[Two minutes later]

Shana: Baby?
Me: Yes?
Shana: I like shorts. ;D
Me: Don't...
Shana: They're comfy and easy to wear! ;DDDDDD

For those of you that don't know, that's a reference to Pokemon R/B/Y.

Me: -Sigh- Oukay, Shana. -___-; What're you up to?
Shana: Loving you, reading bash.org, and being bothered by people on MSN.
Me: I see... Well tell those people to go away.
Shana: You do it.
Me: Just invite me to the conversations and I will.
Shana: No. I don't want to.
Me: ... So how can I tell the to go away.
Shana: I don't know just do it.
Me: How....?
Shana: MAGIC! GEEZ, JUST DO IT!
Me: OUKAYOUKAY! FINE! I'LL DO IT, WHATEVER.

Shana: Good.

The rest of the day pretty much continues like this. until late at night, around 10-11PM my time.
At which point, she should be sleeping but she's not; know why? SHE'S STAYING AWAKE FOR ME! AND THAT JUST BOTHERS ME!

Shana: I don't want to go to bed.
Me: Why?
Shana: Because you're still here.
Me: I'll go to bed soon, don't worry.
Shana: BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED WHILE YOU'RE STILL HERE!
Me: Oukay! Calm down.
Shana: NO! SHUT UP! YOU'RE STUPID!
Me: ... What did I do!?
(NEVER ASK A GIRL THIS QUESTION!!!)

Shana: UGH! -Perverbial Cold Shoulder-
Me: -Sigh- ...
Me: Oukay, Shana. You can stay up. But I'm going to go run off really quickly to get some ice cream.
Shana: No. You're going to stay here.
Me: I'll only be gone for a few minutes, I'll be right back.
Shana: NO! You'll stay here! Because I want you here.
Me: Why?
Shana: Because I said so, and you have to.
Me: ... BUT WHY!?
Shana: BECAUSE. I. SAID. SO.
Me: So I have to stay here, JUST because you say so?
Shana: NOW you got it, Baby! ;DD It's about time; geez, you are so slow.
Me: WOEIRGJHOEIGJOPLJN YOUR MOM IS SLOW!
Shana: You like my mom? That's gross! And that' really hurts!
Me: WHAT!? I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
Shana: I'm coming to see you this summer.
Me: WHAAAT!!?!?!?!?! HOW DID WE EVEN GET TO THIS SUBJECT!?
Shana: So you don't want me to come? I see. -Cold shoulder again-
Me: -Headdesk-

[After a minute of cooling down]

Me: -Heavy sigh- Baby. You're coming this summer?
Shana: YAY! I GET TO COME THIS SUMMER! ;DDDDD
Me: ... -COMPLETELY puzzled and annoyed look + headdesk-
Shana: -Giggle- You just said I could.
Me: I didn't say that.
Shana: OH! So you're changing your mind again? I can't come? I thought you loved me. But it turns out you hate me!
Me: ... -Slitswrists- I didn't say anything like that! WHat's wrong with you!?
Shana: So can I come or not?
Me: -Thinking- If I say no... She'll be pissed and upset with me. Soo... -Speaking- ... Yes, Baby. You can come.
Shana: Good! Look at these prices! Oh, and how big is your bed? You'll have to clear out half your closet. -Links to ticket prices-
Me: ... You already looked up this information?
Shana: Duh, I already knew I was going.
Me: -Headdesk-
Shana: You hate me don't you? You think I'm ugly, huh?
Me: -Chews foil-

Stress bar Maxed, and overflowed.




Me: -Pauses in between each word for a stress relieving breath- No. Shana. I love you. It's late. Let's. Get. Some. Sleep. Oukay? :];;;;; -Eyetwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitch-
Shana: Okay, Baby! I love you!
Me: I love you too.

Now that you've got a random day; multiply that times about 10, and you've got every other day. But honestly, throughout the entire day, I just love her more. She's just awesome. No matter how annoyed I get with her, the whole situation is just hilarious, and she's perfect. SO.... Before she gets mad at me for writing this... I LOVE YOU BABY! DON'T HURT ME! I already know I'm going to be eatting bullets while I sleep tonight because she's going to do/say something about this.

BUT NOW! How do I actually cope with this? Either in the middle or before saying we need to go to bed, I listen to the song "Enormous Penis" By Bob and Tom, look it up on YouTube. For the best result search for "Ouran Enormous Penis".

That song ALWAYS cheers me up and reduces the Stress bar by about 4 notches. On top of that, if I'm feeling really bad and she starts to feel guilty (ON OCCASION), she'll sing to me, or be all adorable and tell me how awesome I am, how much she loves me, and other cute things.

ANYWAY, that's about it, Thank you for reading!